REET doesn't stand for anything they teach in business school. It stands for Retard Extremely Excited to Trade — and that is us. The suits run models, read filings, and hedge their bets. We just wake up, open the chart, and feel something.
We don't do due diligence — we do vibes at 3am. We buy the top, average down the bottom, and buy again — on chain, in public, with the whole bag— while the analysts are still "waiting for confirmation." No plan. No chill. Just a retard, extremely excited to trade.
This is not a strategy, it's a condition. Every green candle proves the doctors wrong. We are Retards Extremely Excited to Trade. ALL IN. Every day. Forever.